Two-Faced

“If you need me, I'll be under my desk.”

I was at the beach with a bunch of my friends, and I had started putting sunscreen on my face when one of my friends came over and began taking to me. I got so caught up in the conversation, I finished half my face, but forgot to do the other half! I ended up with a two-tone face, and had to walk around like that for days, until it finally evened out!