Tell us about your funniest family holiday mishap?

Tell us about your funniest family holiday mishap?

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bigtimerush on Mon, 10/03/2011

this was not funny to my sister!

Over Christmas break, my family took me, my sister and my brother to Japan! It was awesome, I got to try a California roll and I had lots of good seafood. But then, my mom ordered this type of seafood, I forget what it was called. Then, she ordered this tiny little appetizer. I didn’t want to have either of them because I had a stomachache, but my sister, Callie, decided to try both of them. First, she took a bite of the appetizer, then she realized they were snails! They were alive, too! It was disgusting she got so scared that she spit it out and it hit my brother in the face! That was a hiliarious moment. Then, she tried the other meal, it was all gooey she said and then the waitress came around the corner and she said, “How is your squid?” My sister was horrified! She spit it out and said, “Is there a Subway around here?” My family laughed and laughed, including me. We still torture her about it.
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briebee on Sat, 09/17/2011

Cold ears

Me and my dad were having a snowball fight. I through a snowball with all my might to him he turned his head and the next thing I new he had a snowball in his ear. My mom was trying to get it out. All I have to say was that was the last snowball fight I ever hadwith my dad ever.
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Dog and DG Love on Tue, 08/23/2011

Wasn't funny for me!

This past year on New Years Eve I went skiing with my family and ended up breaking my leg after a nasty fall! So it was so funny when we went back to school and everyone was talking about where they went for New Years and said I went to the hospital!
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buffyslayercs on Sat, 10/01/2011

You are smart and cool!!:)

Nice spelling, girl! Wow! I feel bad for you about the leg. Ya know, most girls don’t care about spelling, but I do. And apparently you do, too! Nice, rockstar! Keep writin’, cause you’re entertaining, too!! :)
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Briar24 on Sat, 07/23/2011

Not once but twice!!

Whenever I leave my house I always yell out love u bye then slam the door so one day when we went trick or treating this old man answered his door and gave me candy and just as he closed the door I yelled out love you sir! I regretted saying it the minute it came from my mouth I was mortified!! I could hear him laughing from inside his house and my older brother and grandma were behind me on the ground laughing!! I was so embarrassed and when we went back to the house I answered a trick or treater and when they left I said i love you too them too. Turned around embarrassed and you guessed it my grandma and brother were on the floor laughing. Then one Christmas we decorated our tree with GLASS fancy ornaments and everything and it fell on my dad haha. I have hated halloween ever since!
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ConverseQueenz on Wed, 07/06/2011

Snowboarding

My cuz my uncle my grandma and I went to a mountain to go snowboarding. My cousin and I were begginers. we wanted to go on the lift that led to another slope it wasen’t to steep but wasent straight. We dressed heavy but it ended up being hot up there. So my uncle and cuz went on the the lift while I stayed with my grandma to cool of. At first I kinda wished that I had gone with them but Im glad I didnt. My cuz ended up rolling down the mountain and did a flip at the end.
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discover.rose on Sat, 02/05/2011

Cinnoman snowman

when i was in 2nd grade, we had a huge snow at our city. my dad, my sister and me went to the school field. we built a snowman. but the bottom ball of the snow man looked like a cinnamon roll. we made like, 5 of those and stacked them ontop of each other. my sister sat right by the snowman and the entire thing fell on her! it was hilarious.
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lulu1029 on Tue, 01/25/2011

yeah

this is funny ok so a couple years ago when it was snowing me and my brother went out to go play in the snow and there was this big chunk of ice and i threw it at him and it fell right on his head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we still laugh about it when it his head he fell and we both started laughing!!!!!!!!!!!! it was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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tomiaj on Fri, 01/14/2011

Marshmallow

For christmas i got mashmallow shooters and let my cousin see it big mistake she shot my whole fam w/ mash. all day long.
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Slime3013 on Thu, 12/30/2010

sledding with my dogs

this is not really funny but it was one of the first time ive ever seen snow, so we went outside in the front yard to play in the snow with our dogs. since we lived on a street that nobody drives through, we went out on the street, got on a sled, got our dog attatched to it safety by her leash, and she was pulling us! (don’t worry it did not hurt the dog!) then we tipped over.
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ladyEaglesGreen on Thu, 12/23/2010

It's a Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

I was Christmas day and I was opening presents and our last present was for my sisters and I amd we opended it wand it was a wii and I yelled its a Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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sportsgal22 on Sun, 11/28/2010

It's not Nelly?

Five years ago, on Christmas, (2005),My mom had told me she had ordered me a Nelly American Girl Doll. Nelly had orange hair, (like me) blue eyes, (like me) and freckles. (Like me.) I was so excited! Christmas day came. I woke up and ran to the living room to find Nelly. My mom said, “Merry Christmas honey!!!” I immediately starting tearing apart a gift. My mom came rushing over picking me up and said, “No sweetie! Wait for me to get my video camera.” I waited. Finally, she came back and said, “Ok.. ready… go!” I finished tearing the first gift apart. It was a cute animals coloring book. “Oh, sweetie! How adorable!” I looked at her and said, “It’s not Nelly.” The same thing happened over and over, until FINALLY, I found a rectangle box. “I think this is it, honey!” I smiled. I ripped apart the gift and saw Nelly. “NELLY! IT’S NELLY!!” I screamed. Ever since then my mom and I have always said, “It’s not Nelly.”
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lil_miss_sunshine on Mon, 11/22/2010

Gummy Bear Attack!

Last New Year (New Year 2010), I was at my auntie and uncle’s house. They have three sons: one is 11, one is 14 and one is 19. My aunt has a playlist on her iTunes that she reserves for her New Years’ gatherings. The two youngest boys secretly (while my aunt was out with my uncle and my parents) added the Gummy Bear song to the playlist. A half-hour later, we went to the table to say grace, and the computer started randomly blasting, “I’M A GUMMY BEAR!” My cousins were like, “Oopsies…” and it was hilarious!
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Hermione922 on Tue, 10/26/2010

Ice Sliding

My four year old twin cousins and I were outside when we found a tiny hill covered with a thick layer of ice, so we slid on the hill, but my cousin fell on the ice! I fell so bad to this day but it’s hilarious to think about us sliding on the tiny hill
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ladyEaglesGreen on Tue, 10/12/2010

Lovley singers

It was during Christmas break I was at my cousins for the day and I was snowy and icy out we were ice skating in her front yard since it was only us we were yelling and having a blast but this really cute guy just came around the corner and saw the hole thing he was spying on us ! He told us that we should be in holey wood cause she was throwing me up in the air and doing stunts with me and we were singing !
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Catlover04 on Sun, 10/10/2010

My Fault!!

Wen i was 3 my mom had gotten my grandma a singing fish. I loved tht fish and I was drinking orange juice nd pressing the button and dancing. Well my mom was wrapping presents nd thn the nxt thing she know’s I threw up on the fish!! My mom started laughing, took the fish, wiped it off, and wrapped it. My grandma doesn’t know to this day.
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cherryblossom12124 on Fri, 10/01/2010

I was at a family reunion

I was at a family reunion where we were eating of paper plates so they were really light, and it was super windy, so all of a sudden the plates rolled of the table and slapped my uncle with macaroni salad!
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GeekGirl on Thu, 10/07/2010

haha

hahahahahahahahahaha!
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sillygirl2000 on Wed, 09/29/2010

Santa and wet pants

When I was about 4 there was a thunder storm on christmas eve and a went in to my parnets and said mommy daddy Santa is here so we went down stairs then my mom and dad said it was just a storm I was so afraid of the storm I peed my pants right there.LOL :)
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ccrox2 on Sun, 09/26/2010

peeing down the slope on our family ski trip!

when i was younger my family went skiing and i really had 2 pee as i was about to ski down a big slope i couldnt hold it so i peed right then and there as i was skiing down the hill! i peed through my snow pants and everything! i was 6 and everyone saw me pee! my parents werent surprised that i wet my pants because i had 2 wear pull-ups to bed all through kindergarten cuz i always peed my pants!
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GeekGirl on Sat, 09/25/2010

:

One day my brother and I were sledding down our really steep hill and we were supposed to yell out to each other “bail out!” when they got near the brush and trees. Well I yelled “bail out” to my brother, but it was to late and he crashed into brush and he was flattened like a pancake! With difficulty he crawled out, and we still laugh about it to this day!
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peach luvr on Fri, 09/24/2010

my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kk This was a couple years ago but it funny. k when we wint to universal in florida and my sis was like a day before she was 3 we disadie to play wack-a-mole and my older sis 1and she picked out a spongbob thing and she gave it to my 3 year old sis and as we where leving my sis was haveing a melt down so my mom put the spongbob thing in her stourler and she ran up to it and thorw it and screamed no bob-bob it was enbarresin.
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puppygirl101 on Sat, 09/18/2010

dance skate!

i went to a public outdoor’s ice-rink with one of my friend’s. they had a radio there that played music, and when my friend’s favorite song came on, (thug story by taylor swift, we’re OBSESSED with taylor swift!) she went in the middle of the ice-rink and started dancing crazily! it was so funny! everybody was staring at her, some were laughing, even a couple of boys threw a snowball at her!
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taylor. footbal... on Thu, 09/16/2010

My cousin's snowman.

on christmas eve my brother, my 2 year old cousin, and i all built this snow man. she kept hugging it and saying she loved it. we all went to bed, then she woke me up at 12:00 and told me we forgot to bring in the snowman. she said he would get cold outside. i told her he would melt if we brought him inside. then she started crying. to get her to shut up, i went outside with my flashlight and let her see him. she wouldnt come back inside. so i picked her up and brought her inside and locked the door. when i woke up in the morning the door was unlocked! and i found my cousin in her snow boots and a bowl of half melted snow asleep in the living room!
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girlsrule101 on Tue, 09/14/2010

amazing and cute story

this is not really funny, but it’s amazing! my friends and i were building an igloo out in the snow in my front yard, and two days later a stray maltese gave birth to her puppies in their! it was adorable! we own a pet store, so we put them up for adoption there and surprisingly i got to keep one of the maltese puppies! it was so awesome! :)
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puppygirl101 on Sat, 09/18/2010

maltese

i love maltese puppies!
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emme12 on Tue, 09/14/2010

wrong door!!!!!!!!

I was trick-or-treating with my friend, and most ppl assume that when a house has their front lights on , they’re giving out candy, right? Wrong. we went to a house with their lights on, and said, trick or treat! then a lady with a strange accent said: I am sorry, we do not do halloween. , then slammed the door in our faces and we were like, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….. k?
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turtle_trot on Sun, 09/12/2010

Take a smashing in the lamb cake!

Last year at easter my grandma bought a lamb cake. (Just a really sweet cake in the shape of a lamb) but like nobody ate it! My uncle always was a mischevious person and he told everyone to smell it that it smelled like penutbutter, being the dumb one my brother “smelled it” and my uncle smashed his face into it! I was laughing so hard I bent over it to hold my stomach that he smashed my face into it to! My fce smelled like buttercream frosting for the rest of the day!
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Evilsquirrelcreator on Thu, 09/09/2010

For me this is funny!!!!!!

I don’t know if this is funny for anyone else, but it’s funny for me! I was sledding down hill with my BFF in a small sled, when she fell off!!!! I ran her over, so she was under it and I was still sledding, while she was holding on. When we got to the bottom, she grabbed the sled and ran up the yelling “LET’S DO IT AGAIN!” It was really fun!!! And funny!
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Peace. Joy. Love on Thu, 08/25/2011

LOL!

Oh my gosh! That’s really funny! That’s what me and my BFF would do! Hahaha!:)
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lilwubbies on Fri, 09/10/2010

funny!

funny!
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soccergirl1010 on Thu, 09/09/2010

ha!

so funny! i think that’s hilarious!
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divagirl8 on Sat, 09/04/2010

Turkey Head!

It was Thanksgiving last year and me, my brother, my parents, and my grandparents we’re over for turkey. We we’re all sitting down, praying, when we started eating. Well I was eating my turkey but then I bumped my funny bone on my plate and everything toppled over to my face! Turkey, mashed potatoes, and corn was all over my face! It was so funny!
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mamamia on Fri, 09/03/2010

East Coast Vacation!!

On spring break we went along the east coast!! 1. We went to florida and saw DisneyWorld and Epcot!!! 2. We drove up to, i think,i cant remember!!! 3. Then, we went to Washington,D.C. we even saw the white house and we went to cool museums!!! 4.Finally, we went to New York :D and we had dinner!! 5.Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh sorry hehehe we landed back home and…….zzzzzz oh and we went to sleep :-)
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DGGirlForever14 on Thu, 09/23/2010

Did you like the trip?

Did you like the trip?
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Katie12_RM on Fri, 09/03/2010

Holidays

My Mom and Dad run our soccer league of about 800 kids so we dont get to go on holiday together cause they are both out at the fields supervising every night from May to September. But for the last 3 years my brother Scott and I have gone to my Granny and Grandpa’s for a week and we always have lots of fun going swimming, going to the beach and getting to spend money at the dollar store and buying new clothes/shoes with my grandparents. Our funniest thing that happened this summer was when we were fishing, we kept getting our hooks stuck on rocks and one time a fish even swallowed it way down deep! It was pretty funny trying to put worms on our hooks, we were so grossed out and laughing we both almost fell in the water. Now THAT was funny…. Katie:)
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cherryblossom12124 on Mon, 09/06/2010

That is kinda funny! I am

That is kinda funny! I am smiling :)
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tori shae on Thu, 09/02/2010

hey low i am on line say

hey low i am on line say peek hahaha
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artlover16 on Thu, 09/02/2010

SPLAT!

One time my family went to the mountains and my dad brought his waterproof camera so I asked him if I could throw a snowball at it and he said sure, so I threw it and it hit the lens! The best part was he got it on video!
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cows.are.my.heroes on Mon, 09/06/2010

wow

now that was probably a cool picture!!! Awesome possums!!!
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GeekGirl on Fri, 10/01/2010

Ever since...

You know ever since I read your post I’ve been saying Awesome possums! Haha
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DGGirlForever14 on Thu, 09/23/2010

yeah,It probably was awesome!

yeah,It probably was awesome!
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artlover16 on Thu, 09/02/2010

Say Cheese! or not?

A couple years ago, my parents could not get all 4 kids to get together for our Christmas card. Finally, my parents gave up so my dad PhotoShopped all 4 kids near a pic of a Christmas tree
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HNL8 on Thu, 09/02/2010

Doggie Dive

The funniest thing that happened to me was something that happened on Christmas My dog dived under the Christmas tree cause he some how smelled his toy and ripped open his of the present and ripped up his toy smashing around the other gifts!
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soccer5986 on Thu, 09/02/2010

Talk don't spit!

Last year on Thanksgiving my whole family was talking. My brother thought of the idea of going around the table and saying what we were greatful for. I said the food and a wonderful family and than everyone else in my family went and then it was my brothers turn. We always tell him not to talk with his mouth ful with food. So when he was saying his answer all of a sudden i feel spit come out at me and than all of a sudden I see a big pile of gooey food that was in my brothers mouth that has spit on to my plate and my face. I was so grossed out and I never sit across from him anymore because of that reason. It was a gross but a rememborable moment on Thanksgiving!
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SmartyPants123 on Wed, 09/01/2010

Halloween= PURE AWESOMENESS

I love halloween soo much. Last year me and my friends dressed up as characters from alice in wonderland (the original). I was the mad hatter. We were supposed to give out candy but we ended up just running around in the streets getting as much candy as possible. I was able to hide mind in my giant hat’s secret compartment. This year we’re going to be twisted princesses. I’m going to be a zombie Belle (from Beauty and the Beast).
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Evilsquirrelcreator on Thu, 09/09/2010

:D

I LUV halloween too!!! im going 2 b zombie, too
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taylor. footbal... on Thu, 09/16/2010

i am going to be one of those

i am going to be one of those candy corn girls. u know with the candy corn wich hat and skirt? :)
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SmartyPants123 on Wed, 09/01/2010

Cats + Christmas trees = endless entertainment!

One year for Christmas my cat walked by the christmas tree and kept hissing at it. Then she would bat at the decorations on it and they would swing back and knock her lightly on the head and she would go beserk. Hissing, spitting, at it. We would just crack up every time.
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DGGirlForever14 on Thu, 09/23/2010

hahaha!

hahaha!
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