That Sinking Feeling

“If you need me, I'll be under my desk.”

My Family went to this cute theme restaurant, and everything looked so neat! At one point during dinner, I went to the restroom. The cabinet under the sink looked so cozy, I just had to see if I could fit in it. So I crawled in—and then a waitress came in and saw me! Now, even though it was a long time ago, my parents still yell out when I go to the restroom, “Don’t go under the sink!”