By Naomi Kirsten Take this quiz and find out!

1. When your dad spots you hanging out with Hoppy, the pet rabbit you’ve had for ages, he says:
   “Where did that huge dust ball come from?”

   “Hippy has pretty big ears for a hamster.”

   “Aww! Hoppy is such a wovable wabbit!”
2. Your best bud, Katie, is over for yet another Saturday-night sleepover. When he sees her, your dad:
   Introduces himself as if it’s Katie’s first visit.

   Calls her Kayley, and then offers to drive her home later that night.

   Says, “Oh, boy! Here comes another Hannah Montana marathon…I’ll start the cheddar-cheese jalapeno popcorn!”
3. You’ve been cramming for a test on percentages all week. The morning of the test, your dad says:
   “How’s school going, by the way? You working hard?”

   “Good luck on that big spelling test you’ve been studying for!”

   “Don’t worry, Sunshine. You’ve studied so hard, I’d say you have a 99.999 percent chance of acing the test!”
4. You’ve watched your High School Musical DVD at least 50 times. During your 51st viewing, Dad says:
   “Is that the crew from The Suite Life?”

   “Aren’t you sick of what’s-it-called by now?”

   “Don’t mess with the flow, no, no! Stick to the status quo!”
5. No score! You didn’t make the soccer team! When your dad catches you crying that night, he:
   Says, “There will be other boys, and other dances…promise!”

   Offers to help you practice for next year…shooting hoops.

   Reminds you that you’ll always be his soccer star!