Little Miss Toots!
I went to my friend’s slumber party, and we were having so much fun! We (or should I say I) ate so much junk food! When it was time for bed I really had to toot, but I held it in. When I was drifting off to sleep, I started to hear all these little squeaks, but I just ignored them. The next morning we went to have breakfast, and my friend’s mom asked how we slept. I said great, but my other friends said they couldn’t sleep at all because “Little Miss Toots” was farting in her sleep all night! Then it hit me that I was “Little Miss Toots!”
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LOL 4reals!
That’s so funny!! Here’s some advice: Go to the bathroom when you have to,”Toot” one up! But still so funny. Isabella
we're twins!
I pass gas a lot… and it helps me to wear some light perfume to take that yucky smell away!!
same here
same here LOL
well its natural!
ok, 1st of all: LOLZ!!!! thats hilarious! ive never heard of it in ur sleep but OKAY! im sure thats wat u wanted 2 hear, jk. ok, um 2nd: my bff (well WUZ) my bff has a problem JUST like that! she laughed and laughed until like she had 2 fart so much it wuz like a steamboat! and like AGEN AND AGEN AND AGEN! finally my other (used 2 B) bff hoo wuz @ the sleepover sed 2 go b-hind the couch and she finally had 2 just sleep there!!!!! LOLZ! ur not alone! & also i hav a problem ware every time i laugh hard a BIG LOUD FART comes but im used 2 it and so r my BFFs. im always prepared 4 teasing! ;)
yea one of my friends does
yea one of my friends does that all of the time!
42r
u shouldnt hold it in let it go as early as u can so it doesnt make one huge disgusting smell
btw sry for the grossness but its life lesson #549
Soo
Its ok once my BFFL Emily had to fart so i promised not to tell anyone but sometimes i have to fat in class soo i just do and hpe that it silent
dont help
u no it dont help that much if its silent either cause it smell 2 times worse
well, i have a literal twin!
yeah, well, i have an identical twin, and once in class, she farted. loud. after we took a test, everyone tried to figure out who had done it. i knew, my sis knew, and the boy in the middle of us new. “it was Lily!” he said. i smiled, cuz thats my sis, and she really did it! “no it wasn’t!” she said. then she said it was me! and the boy in the middle of us believed her! EVERYONE believed her! omg, it took me like, three weeks to live that one down. i still get teased sometimes. i think my sis is just out to get me, all she really does is try to embarrass me! so, i know all about the farting in front of people. i’m here for you, unlike Lily. your friend, Liely (Lie-Lee)
I can't believe she would do that!
I’m soooo sorry. My other siblings are to young to go to school, so they can’t lie and say I did it!
OMG
That really sucks liely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. i really like ur name….i think its really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh gosh!
Ive had simlar experices,I might get with some,so dont feel bad!
Little Miss Toots
OMG i feel so bad for you. But by the way your friends answed to your mom like that- it sounds like they were being rude and disrespectfull to you. My advice to you when you have to “toot” either go the the bathroom or leave the room, that way your friends will have nothing to make fun of you by.
-Em:^)
SAME
WHEN I HAVE TO TOOT I GO TO THE BATHROOM OR ANYWHERE FAR AWAY SO NO ONE CAN SEE
lol 4 reals!
Isabella thatts some gooooooood advice!!!!
Stinky sleep over
When ever me and my best friend have sleep over we all ways just let em rip so are sleep overs are really really stinky!
poor ya!
my friend one time did that, but she wasn’t at a sleepover!!!!! But i bet it was so embarrassing!
Miss Toot A Lot
It doesn’t matter if u fart but if it is nasty u should pretend that u have to go to the bathroom and then u fart in their.
wow
i would laugh so hard. usally when me and my friends toot we laugh a lot. we laugh really hard when it is out of the blue. usally if you laugh at tooting it will blow away.
How awful
That is awful. I hope your friends were joking when they called you little miss toots. How embarrasing though! But it is annoying when someone farts in their sleep, i know because my sister farts in her sleep all the time!
gosh!
I totally agree! you cannot help it!
sleepover farting frenzy
of course they were joking they are all friends are you ppl actually telling me that if your friend farted throughout the night u seriously wouldnt make fun of her a little??? I think you should have just gone to the bathroom. Me and my friend Lilly whenever we go to aa sleepover at someone else’s house we always laugh so hard that we cant help farting so its like a tradition between us. Who cares if they make fun of you we just laugh because we think its funny because its they truth andwe also act like the other did it when its actually me i act like its her when its her she acts like its me
I feel so bad for you
OMG!! i feel so bad for you :(
Me to I hope your friends
Me to I hope your friends don’t tell anyone else because that could totally ruin your rep if kids at your school find out.
sorry
i’m so sorry that happened to you I can relate to that when I was in the Library and when it was as quiet as can be I tooted so loud and everyone moved away even my mom.
hilarious
That comment was hilarious!! I told ALL my family membersand they roared with laughter.
....???
…….(moving away) i thought it wasn’t that bad because with my friends if we hear each other fart we look at them funny and laugh ( or say a funny comment like “exsuse yourself”)
lol
omg(gosh) im so sorry to laugh but that happend to me and i just could not keep that laugh in .bad things happen to everyone though !
me too
I WAS AT THIS CHURCH MEETING AND IT WAS ALMOST OVER SO THE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT WERE ME, MY BROTHER (OLDER), MY COUSIN (GIRL,OLDER) , THIS GIRL I DIDN’T KNO VERY WELL(MY AGE), AND THE LEADER OF THE MEETING THAT MY FAMILY HAD KNOWN FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS AND WE WERE DECORATING POSTERS AND I FARTED AND THE GIRL STARTED LAUGHING AND MY BROTHER AND COISIN KNEW IT WAS ME BUT WEREN’T LAUGHING AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE BLE TO GET AWAY WITH PRETENDING IT WASN’T ME BUT THAT DIDN’T WORK BECASE MY BROTHER AND COUSIN KNEW AND MY BROTHER SAID “SAY EXCUSE” LIKE I WAS TWO! AND IT WAS SOOO EMBARISING BUT FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME!
Omg
Omg how embarrasing wow wee. I sometimes fart in my sleep don’t be ashamed people do fart and its natural for humans.
OMG
I fart in my sleep too. One time I was at my house with my friend and her family and my cousins we were going to bed and first i had one cousin sleep with me and so did my friend but then i started farting and my cousin moved up to sleep with her sister and my friend. Now my friend can never let that go. Brianna:0
wat ev
it is so funny! but immature yeah immature (still funny) ;)
oh nooooooooooooooo!
that is sooo embarrasing! i wood have gone to the bathroom, and let it all out,and pretend nothing happened. that is MORTIFING!
ME TOO
i would have too. i would rather go to the bathroom and fart instead of in front of my friends. especally if they were going to call me Little Miss Toots!
that is so embarrssing!
If people still make fun of you, you should laugh with them, and if they really hurt you, you should say “you are hurting my fealing’s,and what would you do if this happend to you?” and also, you are very brave to post you’re embarrssing story. I have had sooo many emmaressing things happen to me o you are not alone!!
So what?
This moment has made me learn that me and my friends are such boys! We have farting contests at slumber parties, and when we fart, nobody acts all grossed out, we just crack up! Including the one who did fart! We are not embarrased at all.
same here
same with me and my friends. its really no big deal!!
Me too
I have farting contests too and burping contests and think it’s really cool! it’s no BIG DEAL!
WHAT FUN!
SAME HERE! BTW… my specialty is burping! BUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! LOL!
Me, too!
It’s so fun to do that when there are just girls around — no one cares! I go to a sleepaway camp every summer where 8 girls share a cabin. On taco night one year, every single girl in the cabin (including the counselor!) had refried beans, except for me. We stayed up all night farting and laughing!
WOW
wow that must have been a fun night. just being able to fart when ever you want nobody caring even then the counselor! tacos and refried beans must have made you guys gassy.
Oops!
OMG! That’s SO bad!!!! (And funny!)
awwww
I’m sorry but it is natural. You just have to tell your friends that its not cool to tease you. They’ll get over it eventually and forget alll about it if you just try not to talk about it for a while.
so sorry
its ok it happens to every one
Ouch!
Something like that happend to me before :( Next time just say you have to go to the bathroom, do your thing, then go to bed!
Farting
Gosh, why do people make such a big deal about farting? It is a natural bodily function and the world NEEDS to get over it.
agree
i totally agree with you.
relate to
i can relate to your Emoment!!!i toot all the time and every one laughs
omg but ........so what
so sorry but theres nothing to worry about i do it all the time and i laugh it off
That happened to my friend!
That happened to my friend too! we had buritos right before bed and my friend ate 3 so all night she was farting like crazy! but we didn’t call her a name!
A little Advice
Next time if u know u are having farting problems listen to yourself. Better out then in i always say(Shrek fanatic)plus you might get made fun of a little but it is natural and everyone does it.
wow
that has happened to me! i was at my friends sleepover and i was not feeling right! i went to the bathroom and went! it stunk but the worst part was that the toliet overflowed! after her dad cleaned it up he looked and me and was like “wow”. i was super embarassed!
WOW
OMG thats so mean of your friends dad i mean your like his daughters BFF he could be a little nicer you know. But still that is pretty embarrassing im gald you told them that their toilet was overflowing because my friend didnt tell us that our toilet was plugged after she went so it stayed like that and fermented for a while before we found out about it. Also OMG i feel so bad for the girl who got called little miss toots thats mean but funny. HOW EMBARRASING!!! EEEK! -ericka
sorry
that’s tough. i’d suggest going in the bathroom before bed. (i wish my brother would do that). someday it will be funny when you look back, but for now, id just laugh along.
sorry,but your not alone
sorry but my sister went to a sleepover and a girl with my sister in the bed wet her pants!And everyone teased her!
oooooooh noooooooooo
that has happened @ sleepovers before, and i say if a girl teases somone for that, say “oh, stop it. it can happen to anyone!”
Too true...
That is seriously too true but when teasing comes along just ignore it is my advice-I did for a whole year!
Questoin to Too true...:
did u go 2 sleepovers anyways?
thats slightly mean
thats kinda mean that everyone teased that girl. I mean thats so embarressing and kinda funny but i wet the bed every once in a while untill i was like 9. im 12 now! my cousins came over and we were sleeping in the basement in our sleeping bags and everyone was having drinking contests so i joined in and in the morning my sleeping bag was soaked and at first i was all who spilled their drink on me then i relized it really stank and that i wet the sleeping bag. ITS SO EMBARRASSING! if someone wets the bed dont make to big of a deal out of itJE!
Tough
That’s totally happened to me before,I say try not to laugh as much that also triggers toots.
I do that a lot
i toot when i laugh a lot but i just laugh along with everyone else and no1 suspects its me.
so funny
hahahah that waz so funny but i felt so sorry for you.:)
you're not alone...
i feel really bad 4 you!! but you’re not alone! i sometimes fart in my sleep too! =) Tori
Akward.................
That’s so funny! But, I mean OUCH! That stinks!
that sux
That really does suck but i have to admit that it was very funny! just try not to eat as much junk now that you know!
Arae
dont get too worked up about it...
i feel really bad and all, but i think u should just brush it off and change the subject. you cant help the functions of the body even if it means farting in your sleep!
sorry, kaily
i feel so bad!!!’i hope i
i feel so bad!!!’ i hope i dont fart in my sleep!! :) :p
ouch
ouch! somtimes i do that to! but my friends know that i have a big problem with it, so when i am around them and i toot, i just say breath through your mouth, and then they laugh and i laugh along with them, farting is just one of the things that comes along with eating food, and also i suggest taking a tums before you go to bed, then you feel a lot better! hush-puppy
i can TTLY relate
With my friends i am always the one farting. but it never bothers me (or my frends). We think its funny and we just always crack jokes. But once i was backstage for my play and i farted. And it smelled really bad. And at ist i was like oops i just farted, but then it got bad cuz this guys told every1 i farted!!!! it was horible!!!!!!!
~~~~natalie~~~~
little miss toots
that would be really embarrassing, but hopefully they will forget about it and you can put that behind you!!