Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies: Stage Fright

Friday Funnies: Stage Fright

If you've ever had to perform, you know how scary it can be to have all eyes on you! Sometimes all that pressure—and the nerves that often come with it—can cause us to make mistakes we'd never make otherwise! For this week's Friday Funnies, tell us about the funniest thing that ever happened to you during a performance. We want to hear stories about dance and music recitals, plays, or even giving presentations in front of your classmates at school!
Best of Friday Funnies

Best of Friday Funnies

We think our readers are pretty hilarious. In fact, we've enjoyed reading your "Friday Funnies" stories so much, we decided to pick out some of our favorites so everyone else could enjoy them as much as we do!

Amusement at the Amusement Park By Valgirlrox

I was with my sister at an amusement park and we had LOADS of fun. Since she couldn’t win a lollipop she wanted, she asked me to help her. Like a good younger sister, I threw the ball at these moving (fake) ducks three times and I won the lollipop! I gave it to her and she immediately started licking it. I turned around and saw my friend, so I began talking to her. Then, I noticed my shoes were untied so I bent down to time them. While I was tying my shoes, my sister stuck her lollipop in my hair! I didn’t notice it at first, until later when I was talking to my crush! He pointed the lollipop out to me and I was super embarrassed. Luckily, my sister was there and she said, “She’s so sweet, she grows lollipops out of her hair!” I LOVE MY SISSY!

Color Changing Water by Alyssa7

I was at a pool party last summer. I was in the pool & i really had to go pee! but the bathroom was way too far away. if i tried to make a run for it, i would have wet myself! so, i decided to just pee in the pool. when i finished, a boy came up to me & said “you know there’s a chemical in the pool that turns pee blue..” then i looked around myself & saw the water had turned bright blue around me! Everyone was laughing at me! it was soooo embarrassing! i just got out of the pool & ran inside, changed into my clothes & left. i am still humiliated bout that to this very day..

Sand Dunes by DGFan4444

When I was 5 my aunt, uncle, grandma, grandpa, sister, and I went out to some sand dunes in Washington. I ran down one of the sand dunes really fast. Right as I reached the water, I fell HEAD FIRST into the water and got a bunch of WET SAND IN MY MOUTH! I looked like a squirrel storing up for the winter.

Our intro, weird much? By Magalewski

A new girl was arriving at school midway through the year and my friends and I heard that she was coming so we were searching the whole school for her. Luckily enough I found her in the school office and screamed “AAALLIIIISSSOOONN” (one of my friends) “I FOUND HEEERRRR!” the new girl was so embarrassed! oops!! but… now look who is my best friend. What have your favorite Friday Funnies stories been? (Keep posting your funny stories! Next time we might feature yours!)
Friday Funnies: Knock Knock!

Friday Funnies: Knock Knock!

DG: Knock Knock! You: Who's there?! DG: Orange! You: Orange, who? DG: Orange you glad we didn't forget about Friday Funnies this week? For today's Friday Funnies, share your favorite knock-knock joke with us!
Friday Funnies: Brothers and Sisters

Friday Funnies: Brothers and Sisters

Having a brother or sister can be a lot of fun! Sure, they might tease you and "borrow" your things without asking sometimes, but there are a lot of good things about having them around, too. Like all the times they make you laugh. We know you've shared lots of laughs with your siblings, so why don't you share with us, too? This week, tell us all about the funniest thing that ever happened to you and your brother or sister.
Friday Funnies: Father Funnies!

Friday Funnies: Father Funnies!

Don't forget that Dad's Day is coming up Sunday! We all love our dads, and we should tell them that all the time—not just on Father's Day. They do so much for us! But sometimes it's the funny moments you share together that makes your bond with your dad so special! This week, tell us a funny story that happened when you were hanging out with your dear ol' Dad! P.S. If you still need a gift idea, we know your dad will love this craft project!
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