Friday Funnies: Knock Knock!
DG: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?!
DG: Orange!
You: Orange, who?
DG: Orange you glad we didn't forget about Friday Funnies this week?
For today's Friday Funnies, share your favorite knock-knock joke with us!
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knock knock.whos there . butter.butter who.i butter not tell you-its a secretMade this up!
Q:What do you call and baseball player with fangs? A: An Umpire!Very funny!
Okay, so a black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road with no streetlights and there is no moon. A car with it’s headlights off coming up the road steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there? C’mon, guess!PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!
Person1: Will you always remember the day we met? Person2:Always Person1: Knock, Knock! Person2: Who’s there? Person1:Met Person2: Mt who? Person1: I thought you said you would remember!!!!Wow!
A guy needed to get across the desert so he rented a camel. They said,” To make the camel go say wow. To make it go faster say wow wow. To make it the fastest say wow wow wow. To make it stop say amen.” He got on the camel and said wow. He wanted it to go faster so he said wow wow. This guy was a dare devil so he said wow wow wow. He went across the desert and saw a cliff. He forgot how to make it stop so he said a prayer. At the end he said,”Amen.” The camel stopped at the edge of the cliff. The guy looked over the cliff and said,”Wow.”wow
then the camel went again and they fell. wow!LOL!
Hahaha! That’s funny! Awesome joke!:)Thanks
Thanks! My cousin told it to me. It made me lol!jokes
person 1- How do you shoot a blue elephant? person 2- How? person 1- With a blue elephant gun! Now, how do you shoot a white elephant? person 2- With a white elephant gun? person 1- (Tip: If they say How, tell them to GUESS!!!) No, Hold it's trunk until he turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun! Once there was 5 people on a plane, the pilot, a doctor, a lawyer, a preist, and a kid. The pilot said "Passengers… WE R GOING DOWN!!!" There were only 4 parachutes, the pilot said "Have a good life!" and jumped. The doctor said "I have saved many lives" and jumped. The lawyer said "Im the smartest man in the world" and jumped. the preist told the boy "You can have the last one, I know you have a good future and deserve the privelage of living." The boy said "Thats okay, we can both go, the smartest man in the world took my backpack!
Ok here's a pretty funny joke!!
Ok so this guy opens the fridge and there’s ranch dressing in there. the ranch dressing says “Hey close the door! I’m dressing!” get it like dressing; putting on clothes lol lol lmao lmao!!! :)Q:What’s 5q + 5q? A:10q,
Q:What’s 5q + 5q? A:10q, Your Welcome!get it?10q sounds like
get it?10q sounds like Thankyou and when you say it you get your welcome as the answer! someone told me this joke in 6th grd. It’s not very funny but it’s not that bad right?um
On like page 5 or something, CheerChic1 posted something that said”that’s gross. I mean really!” CheerChic1-what was gross? I NEED to know.Why cheerchic1 said gross. (Hoped this helped)
On page two (at the very bottom) Lani posted a joke. I was about a boy who had to go to the bathroom. He sang the abc without a p. When the teacher asked were the p was. He said running down my leg. Click like if I helped (hope I did)!Sorry! Page three not 2!
Sorry! Page three not 2!Run = Are you in
Run = Are you insorry!
I’m sorry, I still don’t get it!Yep,please explain us your
Yep,please explain us your joke so we’d laugh with you we really want to but we don’t quite get it!Amen sister
Amen sisterRUN
Run run run! Run for what all you tolled me if i want to be in your band? No I said R U N. :DWHAT HUH?????????
That makes no sense!!! good try!!!! Maddie511Huh?
Say What?what?
I don’t get itI really don’t want to be
I really don’t want to be mean but i don’t get the joke either!run
r u n sounds like are you inKnock Knock!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana Who? Knock Knock? Who’s there? Banana! Banana Who? Knock Knock! Who’s there Banana! Banana Who? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana!BANANA!
What did the banana say to the pear, the apple, and the strawberries? “Hey guys! Wanna make a fruit salad?” What did the banana say to the rock? Nothing bananas dont talk! I thought you knew that!Knock-Knock!
Knock-Knock Whos there? Knock-Knock I said whos there! Knock-Knock! I need your name or you can’t get in! Knock Knock! NAME PLEASE! Knock Knock! Get it her name was knock-knock!jokes!!
What mouse does not eat chesse? answer: computer mouse question 2: what drink gets a cold? answer 2: coffeeOh you’re so
Oh you’re so funny soccer5986!HELP PLEASE
I get the first joke but i dont get the second joke because i dont get how coffee gets coldno you know how a coffee
no you know how a coffee stops being hot if it’s stays for an hour on the table? And McDonalds started making Iced Coffee which means you just put ice in the coffee to make it cold faster than waiting for an hour until it stops being hot!answers for DGGirlForever14
coffee gets a cold because Cough-ee sounds like Coffeea funny funny funny joke
There’s a guy who watches TV. There’s opera going on . They go like”mimimi!” Then there’s a music video. They go like”cause he broke my heart” Then there’s a commercial. theyy go like plug it in, plug it in!” Then there’s a murder. then there’s a muder. the police ask him,”do you know who did it?” The guy goes like”mimimi!” The police ask him “why’d you do it” the guy went like”cause he broke my heart!” The police ask “anything to say before I plug in the elitric chair?” The guy goes like,’plug it in! plug it in”FUNNY JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretend you’re stuck in a building with no windows or doors and all you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out? You take the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, cut the table in half, 2 halves make a whole, climb through the hole! Please press ‘like’ if you likeKnock knock joke
Will u remember me tommarow? Yes. A week? Yes. A month? Yes. A year? Yes. Knock knock. Who’s there? You forgot me already! :(LOL!
OMG! MY BFF JUST TOLD ME THIS JOKE!Random joke!
What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned penguin or a sunburned zebraanother answer
another answer is newspaper.another answer
a red soccor ballKnock knock joke
Will u remember me tommarow? Yes. A week? Yes. A month? Yes. A year? Yes. Knock knock. Who’s there? You forgot me already! :(knock knock!
knock knock! who`s there? oswald oswald who? oswald my gum oops.riddle
imagine you are in a bilding that has no windows no doors and you have a table and a saw. how do you get out? two ansers 1. cut the table in half then two halfs make a hole climb thru the hole! 2. stop imagining!Good One!!!
*giggle* good one bubble17! got anymore jokes/riddles 4 us?riddle 2
of course ! a king has two cups they are labeled number 1st, 2nd ,and 3rd. 1st and 2nd are full 3rd is empty what is the kings name? philliup the 3rd! here is another one, a man walks into a bar with a tiger he asks do you serve zookeepers? of course sir, we serve anyone replys the bartender in that case says the man i will have a glass of orange juice and a zookeeper for this tiger here.knock knock
whos there me me who me who thats funny haha haha hehe hehe!Riddle
Q: What runs but never walks? A: Water Ha Ha Ha LOLor time it runs too but can’t
or time it runs too but can’t walk either!LOL!FUNNY JOKE!
So there is this guy who just moved from some foreign country, so he knows NO English. So to learn some English he watches T.V. to learn some English. On the T.V. he hears, “I did it ! With a fork and a knife! Plug it in!” Then he goes on a walk and there has been a murder. The police asked who did it, and the guy, not knowing what he was saying, said, “I did it!” The police asked how he did it and he said, “With a fork and knife.” Then the police took him to the electric chair to be killed. The police asked if he had any last before they turned on the electric chair. And he said, “Plug it in!” So the police turned on the electric chair and he died. THE END!lmao
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