Friday Funnies: Father Funnies!
Don't forget that Dad's Day is coming up Sunday! We all love our dads, and we should tell them that all the time—not just on Father's Day. They do so much for us! But sometimes it's the funny moments you share together that makes your bond with your dad so special!
This week, tell us a funny story that happened when you were hanging out with your dear ol' Dad!
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My cousins we’re having a street party suring the night, with lots of games, marshmallows, and fun. My cousin, dad, my friend, and I we’re all sitting by a fire roasting marshamllows. My dad found one that was all soft and ushy but he didnt want to use it. So he threw it in my direction and it landed on my left cheek!!! I looked like I had white frosting on my cheek!!!! Well Dad, I still love you!Divorced Parents
My parents r divorced and hve been since I was 7. I’m 11 now turning 12 days in 2 days. But I didn’t see my dad 4 Father’s day. Instead I kind of count my mom as a dad to me. She does both mom and dad stuff so i told her she was my dad kind of. Just not in a visual way. 4 Father’s Day I just sang a song for my mom called Butterfly Fly Away by Miley Cyrus!!! —Catlover04 ;)12
Happy birthday! I’m 12 too!THNX!!
THNX SOOOO MUCH!!!! ;)Best Dad in the world but
i have to say sorry to my dad but i did not get my dad a father day present it was sad but i did not have the time or the money niether did my mom so sorry dadBlurry Cup of Joe
once my dad was telling us why he needed glasses. we were having one of our random breakfast conversations. my dad said, look! blurry, not, blurry, not, blurry, not. then my 15 year old brother said, how can coffee be blurry? its just brown liquid! my dad turned red! we all cracked up! : - Di love my dad!!!!
my dad is the greatest dad ever! all of my friends love him. hes a master at shuffleboard, at least that’s what he thinks, and my friend kept trying to beat him but she always lost. she ended up chasing him. my dad can do the worm, he dances in front of my classroom window and all of the kids in my class laugh at him. my dads awesome!Does this count?
okay, this story is actually about my uncle, but i want to post it. uncles are kinda like dads, right? okay, im just gonna post it. here’s the story. here goes nothing! : ) my grandma hosted a pool party last week cuz she is leaving for Chile. so, of course i saw all of my relatives. my grandma wanted one picture of all the kids, so all the moms got out their cameras. right when my grandma said 1, 2, 3 my uncle did a GIANT CANNONBALL and soaked all of us! we burst out laughing and my grandma got a picture she will never forget! Oh… My Uncle! : DApril fools Daddy-o
On one April fools day one year I played this practical joke on my dad. When he came home from traffic that day it was really 6:30pm but then the joke was that I changed the time a hour ahead. So..I changed it to 7:30 pm. He came through the door and he was like omg why am I so late. And my dad started to go crazy. He hoped in the shower and everything to get ready for bed. After he was finnaly in bed I decided to tell him that it was a hour before. I will always remember that April fools night. It was a funny night to remember!!mashed potato daddy!!!
Around the table on Thanksgiving one year, I had mashed potatos for my first time. So I smelt it and tasted a little bit of it. And ewwww. I throw my spoon up high in the air and all of a sudden my dad is there with the spoon on his head with mashed potatos dripping down! Everyone in my family cracked up. And my dad took me outside and threw food at me. LOL. it was a fun time!!!LOL!!!
hahahaha nicemy dad the best
my dad always is the best. so 3 cheers fo my dad. and happy dads day.Fishing funnies
One day my dad and I went fishing together. He caught a REALLY BIG fish he was tugging at the fishing pole and he got pulled in! When he came back up he was holding a tire :DSame Here [almost]
Same Here, but my dad didnt get pulled in! We were fishing and he thought he caught a big fish. His friend was fishing with us on another boat about 500 feet away from us. My dad was waving his arm up in the air and we were honking the boat horn to get his attention because that thing was about to pull dad in! Finally he got it to real in and we found out that it was a piece of wood and another line on the wood. It was so funny!Wrong food!!!
One day me and my family were eating dinner at my grandparents house. We were eating mac and cheese and salad. My grandpa went to get the blue cheese dressing to put on his salad and without even noticing, he put it on his mac and cheese!!! Then he forgot to put the lid back on and it got in his coke!!!! Me and my family couldn’t stop laughing!!!!! -stylesister :)hahahahahaha
Lol! thats funny. did he start craking up?! or did he start throwing up? lol. yes it seems very funny. But, it seems very gross. Lol. nice story!Happy Farther's Day!
i was on vacation with my cousins and we all made father’s day cards for our dad’s. one of my cousins lives far away from his dad and on his card ha accidentaly misspelled father. when my uncle opened the card and read it aloud everybody started laughing. it said happy farther’s day on it instead of father’s. It was funny since it was a coincidence that he lived far away from his dad! Well anyways my dad took me and my friend to a baseball game and right towards the end all these may flies were flying around and diving towards the people in the stands and it was hilarious. love ya Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D george15667My Dada <3
I love my dad. He seems kinda like he knows everything, but when you look at in perspective, you realize, yes, he does know a little of everything! He taught me so much, and repeat his stuff in class, and the teachers think it’s a really smart, but it was really my dad that taught me what to learn, (and mom too!). I’m SO excited! My mom and I got my dad and iPad for father’s day!Really?
my dad and i got my mom and iPad for mothers day! MY DAD ROCKS!!!!Grandfather
My grandfather passed away a couple of years ago and when we were cleaning out his house, we found peanut shells all over the place! Under the couch, under his bed, EVERYWHERE! It was so funny. I miss you Grandaddy! Happy Father’s Day!I<3DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!
In my family, all the kids (well, me and my two younger brothers) always try to get my dad to laugh. He doesn’t usually laugh at anything unless it’s REALLY funny, and then he starts crying he’s laughing so hard! The way we do that is to quote dumb things from the movie ‘Horton Hears a Who’ and the ‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ video on YouTube. It’s so funny when he laughs that we all start laughing with him! I <3 Daddy!!!!!!!‘Charlie bit my finger’ is
‘Charlie bit my finger’ is sooooooooooo funnycharlie bit my finger
i love that viedeo i use to watch it all the timeI GOT IT DAD!!!!!!!!!
My dad and my brother and I always throw a baseball in my front yard. So we play this game where someone throws the ball in the air and while it’s in the air you say I GOT IT!!! Then you have to catch it or you lose. So my brother threw the ball in the air, ( I just like to watch the game QUIETLY. I’m never included in it.) and said, I GOT IT!!!! Then of course my dad said I GOT IT. So it turns out nobody caught the ball. And as it rolled down right below my feet I picked it up with my glove and said, “No, I got it.” It was so funny we all laughed so hard. I LOVE YOU DADDY!! pianogal1232nd comment
2nd comment, may not be as important as the first, but.. it’ll do.3rd comment
whoops! spoke too soon!8th comment
well…. it’s higher than it’s ever been. (not that it matters)8th comment
well…. it’s higher than it’s ever been. (not that it matters)funnie idea
how about the funniest baby story?I get romaine, not lettuce!!!
One afternoon I was super hungry, so my dad took me to a smoothie shop. I always get a banana smoothie and a turkey wrap.”What do you get on your wrap again?” And I said “I get turkey, swiss cheese, and light ranch.” And my dad said “But doesn’t it also come with lettuce?!?” And I said “Not unless romaine is a fancy word for lettuce!” And my dad started laughing so hard! I just said “What?!?” And he said “Romaine is the second-most popular kind of lettuce!” I said “Oh!” And we both started laughing so hard! Every time we get fast food one of us has to bring it up!Bragging Daddy
Once I was on the in the car with my dad, and I was on the phone. My dad had just bought a super small TV. I thought my dad said “My TV is bigger than yours!” And I yelled “Nuh uh! MINE is bigger than YOURS!” And my friend on the phone started laughing so loud so I said “What’s so funny?!?” And my dad said “I said my TV is SMALLER than yours!!!” And we all started laughing so hard, my dad parked the car because he was laughing so hard he couldn’t focus on driving!Mary Poppins Daddy
One time, my dad, my mom, and I were all hanging out on the back porch. The wind started to blow really hard and we had the umbrella on the table up so my dad stood up in one of the chairs to try and put it down. Well there was a huge gust of wind and my dad was holding on to the umbrella and the wind got under it and started to carry the umbrella and my dad off! The only thing that kept them down was that his foot got stuck in the chair. I love my dad! He’s *hilarious*!! :)No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have always tried to do that but I’m too heavy. THat must have been some strong wind!!!!My Dad...
Me and my dad went to a park when I was about 4 and we layed next to the pond…and all of the sudden my dad started laughing! I looked up and saw these tiny little baby ducks chewing on my feet!! My dad helped me scare them off!!! I ♥ u Dad!!hearts
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You have to do this… < 3 WITH NO SPACES!!!hearts
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press alt then 3 and let go at the same time. u might have 2 use the number keypadI heart my dad soooooooooooo much!!!!!!
Can’t wait till tmrw! It’s all gona be a surprise for him!!!!! I LOVE my dad!!!!!!My LOL Dad
I was with my dad and he was watching me text a friend of mine. He took out his phone and “texted” one of his friends. I asked “What are you doing”. He replied “I’m texting one of my friends”. I told him he was to old and he said, “TNYPB. That’s not your prob, Bob”, I laughed so hard, I fell out the chair. He said, “LOL”. I love you, Dad! Happy Fathers day!He's Funny
Wow your dad seems funny. I think he knows a lot about texting! Probably more then I do!!!!!!!! :-)My Dad is so Funny!
Once, I was drinking a glass of milk when my dad told me a joke. I laughed so hard, milk came out of my nose! Then my dad looked at it and said, “That’s gorgeous.” My dad is so funny and I love him so much!hi
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One day some years back, it must have been a sunday and my ma got sick so she was stuck in the bed. So my papa went to the kitchen and made me noodles for breakfast. The taste was real wiers but I always loved the WIERD stuff. Then he got me ready to go to my friend’s house for the day. He even tied my hair upin a ponytail and put lots of barrettes to hide some messy hair. My clothes didn’t match so well either. When I got to my friend’s house her mother was awed to see me in such a state and so she made me wear some good proper clothes of my friend. So now after ten years I and paa still have a good laugh remembering that day. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, papa. :-{)i love my daddy
I was at a roller skating party for my school and my dad took me. when i was skating, someone touched me and i screamed so much that i fell over and relized it was my dad.whoops!
wrong comment on the 8th comment thing. my computer messed up. anyway what i WANTED to say was, WE’RE IN THE SAME STATE!!!!!!!! it would be awesome if they came to georgia.PLEASE HELP!!!
i have an embarrassing moment but i dont know where to post it! if you have an answer, please post a comment and say dear artlover16, then give me an answer…. thanks, you rock!you go to fun stuff and click
you go to fun stuff and click on embarrassing momentsthis is where u post it..lol
this is where u post it..lol