Discovery Girls

We think our readers are pretty hilarious. In fact, we've enjoyed reading your "Friday Funnies" stories so much, we decided to pick out some of our favorites so everyone else could enjoy them as much as we do!

Amusement at the Amusement Park By Valgirlrox

I was with my sister at an amusement park and we had LOADS of fun. Since she couldn’t win a lollipop she wanted, she asked me to help her. Like a good younger sister, I threw the ball at these moving (fake) ducks three times and I won the lollipop! I gave it to her and she immediately started licking it. I turned around and saw my friend, so I began talking to her. Then, I noticed my shoes were untied so I bent down to time them. While I was tying my shoes, my sister stuck her lollipop in my hair! I didn’t notice it at first, until later when I was talking to my crush! He pointed the lollipop out to me and I was super embarrassed. Luckily, my sister was there and she said, “She’s so sweet, she grows lollipops out of her hair!” I LOVE MY SISSY!

Color Changing Water by Alyssa7

I was at a pool party last summer. I was in the pool & i really had to go pee! but the bathroom was way too far away. if i tried to make a run for it, i would have wet myself! so, i decided to just pee in the pool. when i finished, a boy came up to me & said “you know there’s a chemical in the pool that turns pee blue..” then i looked around myself & saw the water had turned bright blue around me! Everyone was laughing at me! it was soooo embarrassing! i just got out of the pool & ran inside, changed into my clothes & left. i am still humiliated bout that to this very day..

Sand Dunes by DGFan4444

When I was 5 my aunt, uncle, grandma, grandpa, sister, and I went out to some sand dunes in Washington. I ran down one of the sand dunes really fast. Right as I reached the water, I fell HEAD FIRST into the water and got a bunch of WET SAND IN MY MOUTH! I looked like a squirrel storing up for the winter.

Our intro, weird much? By Magalewski

A new girl was arriving at school midway through the year and my friends and I heard that she was coming so we were searching the whole school for her. Luckily enough I found her in the school office and screamed “AAALLIIIISSSOOONN” (one of my friends) “I FOUND HEEERRRR!” the new girl was so embarrassed! oops!! but… now look who is my best friend. What have your favorite Friday Funnies stories been? (Keep posting your funny stories! Next time we might feature yours!)